Hmm I have a couple of stories. As a young lass going door to door as soon as me and my friends were old enough to pair up together we would do the fake doorbell ring. You know, put your thumb on the bell but never push. Well one day me and Brother Friend are at a door he goes to fake ring a second time and a angry man opens the door and yells, "what the hell are you doing to my door bell?!?". We froze. I started to offer the mags and he just said, "oh!" and slammed the door.
Another crazy thing that me and a friend encountered were some very attractive teenage girls that were our age. We go to this door and knock. Well all of the sudden we hear what sounds like a Native American ritual going on. They have drum beats and loud, "how how how how" noises. Well my friend looks to leave and I say, "no lets keep knocking until they come to the door". So we knock for about 2 minutes and finally a attractive sweaty teenage girl comes to the door with a huge grin on her face. Then another girl comes up beside her and says something like, "oh they are cute". I swear my face turned blood red! I went through my dumbass spiel and gave them the magazines. We walked away laughing and wishing we weren't so damn wussy.
OK final story. Me and Brother Fun Elder(my favorite brother in the whole hall, he always used the bible at doors and only placed tracts he was around 75 years of age) and I go to a door. This old lady opens up and invites us in. She seemed like a perfectly normal older nice women. Until she tells us about how her car was blessed by a man that a angel came to. He came from Texas (I live in NC) just to bless her car with holy water. I guess the water worked cause she said her car was now operational. Well she politely disagreed with everything we said, then Brother Fun Elder went to his car to get her a book. I am standing on the porch and she asks why I would want to live on earth instead of heaven. I said something kind of smart to her about how she wasn't going to be in heaven. With a gleam in her eye she said, "well son while your on Earth I'll come down and see how your doing". Then I said, "well when your on Earth and I am on Earth I'll see how your doing". She laughed. I think she liked I had a smart mouth on me. Though she was weird I still always remember her.
